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  • Work: More funny moments at the Coalface...

    :pWork: More funny moments at the coalface:

    Another two minute management course.

    A manager,sales rep and receptionist were walking to lunch when they found an old oil lamp. They rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said ," I will give each of you one wish."

    "Me first! Me first!" said the receptionist.

    "I want to be in the Caribbean, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

    Puff! She went.

    "Me next! Me next!" said the sales rep.

    "I want to be in Bali, relaxing on the beach with a personal masseuse and an endless supply of beer."

    Puff! He went.

    "Ok, you're up, the genie said to the manager.

    The manager replied," I want those two back in the office after lunch."

    THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

    Always let your boss have the first say!

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  • Work: Humour at the Coalface...

    :DWork: Humour at the Coalface.

    A two minute course in management.

    A man got into his shower immediately after his wife had finished her's. The doorbell rang. She wrapped herself in a towel and answered the door. His wife opened the door to see their neighbour, Pete, standing there.

    Before she could utter a word, he said,"I'll give you $800.00 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, she dropped that towel and stood there in front of him as naked as the day she was born.

    Pete handed her the $800.00 and quietly left.

    When she went back up to the bathroom her husband asked,"Who was that at the door?"

    "It was Pete from next door." she replied.

    "Great," he said. "did he mention the $800.00 he owes me?"

    THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

    If you share critical information pertaining to credit risk with your shareholders, you may be able to prevent avoidable exposure.

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