Work: More funny moments at the coalface:
Another two minute management course.
A manager,sales rep and receptionist were walking to lunch when they found an old oil lamp. They rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said ," I will give each of you one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" said the receptionist.
"I want to be in the Caribbean, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff! She went.
"Me next! Me next!" said the sales rep.
"I want to be in Bali, relaxing on the beach with a personal masseuse and an endless supply of beer."
Puff! He went.
"Ok, you're up, the genie said to the manager.
The manager replied," I want those two back in the office after lunch."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always let your boss have the first say!